Score: 9

"Interesting..."

submission: The Doom Project

date: July 20, 2005

Ok I don't know if you are the same people responsible for the music track, but I downloaded that track more than half a year ago from a site called OCRemix, which has remixes for many popular computer games.

On another note, most of the scenes were mediocre at most.
The best made scene I think was the one with the two marines and the two imps at the sewers, if you could make a full featured movie like that it would be priceless. There were some other good scenes but that's the best one in my opinion.

Finally, I'd like to congratulate you on succeeding where I have failed for 5 years already. Producing the next Damnation episode was impossible for me during that time, and I never managed to get artists to help me with it... I still have the script for the next episode, so if at least one of you artists is interested, please contact me or visit my site darkgreenhq.org

Score: 6

"Communism Paranoia"

submission: Vengeance DVD

date: April 15, 2005

Communism Paranoia. That's all I have to say about this.

Score: 10

"That was great"

submission: TmsT's Zero Wing Rhapsody

date: March 2, 2005

Don't mind what HyperactiveYouth said. He probably doesn't even have a sense of humor (or he's just an asshole). I think this flash was very funny. Great job on it. The song is very funny too and goes perfectly with the animation. I'm amazed that you guys sang it by yourselves. I would think that this kind of performance is more of something you would find as a sound file on the internet. Very good job. Your mama can be proud. I think I'll go watch it again :P.

Score: 10

"Do you gotto have a nuclear boom in EVERY episode?"

submission: Stick Slayer Episode VIII

date: February 26, 2005

Great episode, really. I loved it. The symbolism is great too, I loved the explosion scene, very emotional.

Though it kinda seemed like you wanted to recreate the last two or three Stick Slayer episodes with this one, but meh.

Stick Slayer didn't look like himself at all, is he supposed to be the kid from episode 6? If he did, you should've conveyed that idea better, or just dropped it and stuck with the usual face. He almost looks like Piko here :/.

Also, I think you should've given the other portal characters better parts than just blowing up.

All in all, amazing job. Keep it up and I hope to see more flashes from you. How about the Generic Man?

Score: 7

"Could use some more work"

submission: Russian Affairs

date: October 30, 2004

Very nice game and great frame-by-frame animation. I also love the whole Max Payne-ish style cutscenes. However there are many bugs there:

1. When you crouch you can't unholster your gun right away.

2. When you shoot while standing you almost never hit, but you always hit when you shoot while crouching.

3. When you shoot while crouching, you instantly kill EVERYONE in your eyesight.

4. I saw no point in holstering and unholstering your gun, since you basicly need it all the time.

5. I found it being a huge problem when emerging from an entrance with your back to an enemy, it's really hard to turn around so fast and shoot back. Which leads me to the next bug:

6. Probably not a bug, but something that you just didn't do: It's impossible to turn around while crouching. It could've been a huge help.

7. After you die and get another life, you're revived with full damage, so one hit will kill you again (not much help in rooms full of enemies). Yet sometimes you're revived with full health, so it doesn't make sense.
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Good job anyways. I hope you release an updated version with those bugs fixed.

Score: 7

"Nice"

submission: Starwars spoof 2

date: September 25, 2004

But it's a waste of a good scene if you ask me. If only you used it in a much bigger film it would be good.

Score: 8

"Good point"

submission: FBI: Paris Sex Tape

date: September 22, 2004

Personally, I didn't see the sex tape so I don't know if Paris was aware of the camera or not. But as far as I know, Paris's boyfriend made the sex tape without her knowledge.

Score: 8

"Hmmm"

submission: Like Jailbait? 2004 Quiz

date: September 22, 2004

Does it count if I'm underage too?? Wether I really wanna do it with a 17 years old?? You damn right!!
You really think that most of the visitors on Newgrounds are like 30 years old and older??? WTF is wrong with you you G.D. dumbass???

Score: 9

"That was great"

submission: The Matrix Still Has You

date: September 21, 2004

I guess we'll never get tired of making fun of the Matrix :)

Score: 9

"And YOU get the bill!"

submission: The KERRY Kampaign

date: August 2, 2004

Hahaha that was great! Finally someone is putting that dickwad in his place. I'm not saying I like bush, but that kerry guy sure scares me. He's putting so much into his show that it looks like a faschist campaign of terror and dictatorship. What, he thinks he's in a movie or something? Doesn't matter, since his campaign seems to be working! Geez you americans are so stupid.
Anyways, really good flash. Great job with the music and that quick shifting of the camera during the 'dramatic' parts. :)