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[The Ultimate Doom-Part3]

Improvement!

This one was better than the other two. I'm glad you've improved. There's finally some kind of a story going on (though a bit dumb).
There was one thing that really annoyed me: Why the fuck would he use the chaingun ammo first and only then think of using the NIGHT VISION?!!?
P.S.
Some parts still dragged on but it wasn't as bad as the other eps.

GoldenMonkey responds:

thanks, yeah they bin gettin better as i get more experianced. this IS my first attempt at flash btw.... ne way yeah they last one is gunna be KILLER...

[The Ultimate Doom-Part2]

I think that was worse than the first one

Unless it was intended to be a music clip.
Again, it dragged on too much with those alpha tweens of the colors.

GoldenMonkey responds:

yeah, i wasn't entirly satyisfied with my performance on this one

[The Ultimate Doom-Part1]

That was horrible

It just dragged on without nothing really happening. It was like some kind of a Doom showcase of the enemies or something... Overall poorly done and the music was annoyingly overused.
I'll see now if you got better in the other movies...

GoldenMonkey responds:

yeah.....ure mum

[Los Dias Sin Dias]

wow

I'm wowed.

[Rou Bo]

Dear god that was horrible

That was just the worst kind of a DBZ rip off. Seriously now, how stupid can anime-DBZ-like fight movies be? All they do is kick each others ass and whoop super moves that shake the ground, but they still stand back up without a scratch and continue fighting like nothing happend. There's just no point in it. The characters are not affected by one bit from the beating they recieve, it seems like there's no end to the fight and therefor it's not interesting to watch. Besides what was that all about when that black guy was powering up for like five minutes and the blue guy was just standing there like "umm ok you're powering up I'll just wait until you shoot me". God, DBZ ripoffs are so stupid. Go and get some inspiration from life outside anime.

[The Real Legend]

Funny. Could've been better.

Nice and funny flick. But I really hate the parts where it just drags on. Just think: What are the funniest TV shows? Simpsons, Futurama, South Park etc. All of them are funny because they're FAST PACED, they don't drag on and they manage to put a lot of content into a very limited time. It's NOT funny when the chars are just standing around making faces, that's kiddie humor. Get the pace up.

[DNB II - Meet the Queen]

whatta hell?

The opening titles were longer than the "movie" itself! And it wasn't funny! In fact, I hated it!
P.S.
I don't discriminate so I don't care that you're 11 and 13 years old. Suffer the consequences of releasing flash when you're unexperienced enough.

smige2 responds:

actually thats just cause there was a problem with the preloader which ive fixed now.

[Ninja Massage Therapist]

ROFL

LOL that was hilarious!!!

[nash feeds on tampons]

hehehe

The sound was bad because you've put overused sfx, but the whole "idea" was really good. Nice animation too. Nash rushing to Jenny asking her to help him by pointing to his throat and choking her that was really funny lol.

[smoke kills]

LOL

hahahaha that was awsome! XD