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[Lords of Battle]

woah...

I am... I am... I... uhhhhhnnn *faints*
ZzzzzZZZzzzZZzzz
*wakes up* huh?! what?! oh...
I LOVED IT!!! MY HERO BEN SPURGIN I LOVE YOU!!!! THIS IS WHY I STARTED DOING FLASH!!
P.S.
LOL good 'ol Spurgin never gets tired of the post-apocalyptic style plots!

BenSpurgin responds:

That means a lot coming from you man! Your Doom stuff is seriously awesome, I highly reccommend it to everyone!!
Are you going to make something based on Doom 3 when it comes out?
You rock bro
-Ben

[Kommando 3]

Dude... This sucked

The animation was horrible, the stickmen were ugly, the music was overdone and the helicopter battle was totaly lame.
Dude, your movie sucked.

johnm831 responds:

Look at that last review, the one by MappytheKlown. If you agree with what I said, then please rate the review to be unhelpful. Thank you. Now to this guy....

Well, at least your honest about what you think I guess

[Stick Movie Tutorial 1]

Well...

Well actualy that was crap too. I don't know why the hell anyone would want to teach more people how to make stick movies, I mean, it's the worst thing in the portal! (don't mind XiaoXiao, Joe Zombie, Angry Hillbillys)
Besides you made this tutorial really bad! Quote: "If you know how, make the black lines dissapear"
I mean WTF!? Can't you tell them how to delete it?? And how the hell newbies that only make rainbows for heads would know how to change a radient fill color??? Why do you expect them to know that!??! You gotto remember that you're not doing a tutorial for yourself, but for other people that probably don't know shit about flash.
Anyways, the only good thing in this tutorial is the tip in the end "You are the best critique, if you don't like it nobody will". That really is a very common mistake that a lot of newbies make.
Anyways, why not make a tutorial that explains how to make NORMAL movies???

Davidus responds:

You see, I don't like too many stick figure movies. This movie, like it states in the description that nobody reads, clearly states that this movie is aimed at n00bs. Also known as the people that only know how to make stick figure movies.

[Stick Rage Iii]

Larger than it worths

You put all your music in very high quality and it takes a sh*t load of file size! The music was excellent but you could turn down its quality a few levels it won't hurt anyone. If you don't know how, open my profile and check my optimization tutorial it explains how to compress sound in flash.
Anyways, you did well in creating the atmosphere in this movie using the music and the slow mo's, but the graphics were REALLY poor (except the tanks and choppers which I doubt you made yourself), it kinda ruined the movie. Also the movie was very short, it all played in slow motion so it looked long but actualy there was almost nothing here. I didn't see the other rage movies, but if they too have this file size problem, then I suggest you first take care of that problem (using my tutorial) and then put together all the rage parts into one movie and then it would probably be good.
As I see it, you can make this 3365kb behemot into a scrawny 1500kb uhh... little thing, by using simple sound compressing.

TENT responds:

yes i DiD make the choppers and tanks myself and the jeep and I know about compressing the size of the song although I made it 24kb a second and you could hardly reconise the song from the original Mp3 and its only 3mb! you must have a slower connection speed than mine (and mine sucks ass)

[jungle encounter, ninja]

lol

they tried to kill each other just because a stupid jawa stood in the way??? lol ninjas are so dumb!
the use of sound effects was very good, not much other than that. the ninja has a huge ass :P.

nisssassa responds:

OK the idea might not have been the best...i was thinking of making a little more story in the movie but i dident have enough of time...tha same thing with the Ass...i know...its really HUUUUUUGE..... but i made the animation and later on i realized that the body shape was not the best....but as i said...out of time :]
Sound effects can be as important as the movie itself...therefore i allways try to use effects that fits with the movie theme.
thanks for your review!

[8 Bit D&D]

LMAO

"No! You're not there! You're getting drunk in the tavern!!!"
Hahahahahahaha
Thi s movie was goddamn genious! Make more like it!

CyberMoonStudios responds:

well, he was...

[Ah! Mr. Schultz! - 01]

Bwahahahaha

That was sick! LOL
Make more!

raitendo responds:

I will. I've hundreds of ideas for the upcoming episodes...

[Not another Tricky movie!]

...

It was ok until the last part.

Joxa responds:

OMG ITS TRICKAY!

[rollerblader]

No effort at all

This was made with a video-to-flash program which turns the video (MPEG or AVI) automaticly into flash vector. No effort was put into this at all, not to mention the shit concept.

Voltaire responds:

It was made in Flash without a video->vector program. I used a wacom tablet and yes it did take effort and a few hours. Why exactly is the concept shit?

[Luke in Clockland]

Hahahahaha

That was awsome!!!

LD1984 responds:

w00t!