Flat-line's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[tribute to THE MATRIX]

So why did you submit it?

why?

superstrike responds:

it's a tribut
to the matrix

[Making of Zelda Movie]

hehehe more than average

That was a really good movie, the humor was good, voice acting was good, graphic style was unique and animation was good too. Only thing I didn't like was the voice quality, I mean, the voice acting itself was good, it's just the quality of the recording which was bad. Good movie overall.

MetalMaverick responds:

Unfortunately, all I have for a microphone is a little hole on top of my monitor. Maybe someday I'll pick up a better one. We'll see.

[Iron Chef Seppuku]

Could've been better

It was really good, but I would prefer to see the actual "challenge", cuz, it was like, "On one corner we have x, and on the other corner we have y, and the winner is x!", I mean WTF? Where's the battle or whatever?

SketchMichaels responds:

The focus was more on the outcome than what they actually made. Thanks for the review.

[Tribute to Blaminators]

Very well made

A very well made movie. The moral is not that good because you gotto understand that not only total crap movies are being blammed or just get a 0 here and there. There are lots of dumbasses in NG that vote 0 for really good movies for no reason (for example, my Damnation game got daily feature and it got 2-3 reviews giving 0 on all categories and only words written were fuck and shit). I still agree with your point that dumbass animators submit shit to the portal and then complain that it gets blammed *cough*poserclocks*cough*, so yeah, I liked this movie.
Only thing I really hated about it was that you offered people to do something illegal in the end. Please remove that "prize" thing and all will be swell.

smoothstudios responds:

ya ill remove it, when i have the time. Ya i know there are a lot of unfair voters out there too. but thats what "Tribute to Animators" is for

[Wake up, Nectarine]

Too obvious

because of the title. eventhough you're a clock, I'll give you two suggestions to make this movie good:
1. Change the title, it ruins the whole movie.
2. Add more things to happen to him, it doesn't give the feel of a nightmare enough.

eatingmeals responds:

It does look like a nightmare...and i am not changing the title....what's wrong with clocks? Do me a favour...grab your cheap shitty whoris faggot ass prejudices you got and shove them up your ass hole you bastard...

[Jackie Chan's Outtakes!]

Could've been better

It was still pretty good. If you do more, make sure you include more scenes, and work on your sounds.

MCFR4G responds:

Thanks for the positive review, If I was to make that movie now it would be tons better :-)

[Sultan the Jihadi Gerbil]

Hahahahaaha!!!

I haven't given 10 to a movie for a long time now! I'm glad this movie changed it!

anuthruhoh responds:

Wow! Thanks! I wasn't expecting people to like it this much!

[Demented Cartoon Movie!]

Gleek snag zip!!

I got a link from a friend to this movie on your site (albanic sheep). Then I thought "damn this kind of movie MUST be on Newgrounds". During the first 10 minutes the only words in my head were:
WHAT THE FUCK????
But you know what were the words after those 10 minutes? They were:
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAHAHA AHAHAHAHA!!!
People this movie is low graphic, poor animation, high stupidity, no sense at all, but it has the best humor ever. The animator simply put here all the random thoughts he had. Excellent. I watched this movie at least a couple houndred times and it always makes me laugh so much!
Stickman#1: "But it doesn't change the fact that this is crap..."
Stickman#2: "Nope"
Stickman#1: "Wanna watch some more?"
Stickman#2: "Yup"
P.S.
The another man that didn't die in the movie is Evil Scientist Blah. ;) Do I get a prize?

guygizmo responds:

Well, actually, we can safely assume Evil Scientist Blah *did* die twice, since he was a) on the Earth when it crashed into the sun during his first appearance, and b) within a 100-mile radius of the Zeeky bomb during his second appearance. However, a much better reason that you're not going to get a prize is that..... there is no prize. Um... yeah... Hey, look over there! It's a distraction!! Whee!! [runs away]

[Pointl3s]

Oh My God

Never make Flash movies when you're bored. NG is already full of crap without your help.

GraEm3 responds:

Ok , Ok , I know it was crap , i only done it because of the clocks do stuff like that and get daily feture.
I did'nt think it would work , but it was worth a try , oh yeh , I liked Damnation, If i knew action scripting i would probably do sumthing simmelar.

[Star Wars Battle 2]

hmmm

I liked the others better.
But it's funny how sith keeps pushing Obi Wan away hehehe.

ShadowLancer responds:

Yeah, the others were better... I can't argue with that. But I do feel that this is the one where I started to get a feel for how the light sabers should be used instead of two guys standing still, the jedi are moving... just a bit more. Plus this one has at least three times the fighting as the first one. This really was just a giant practice movie for me...